lols

day off

came home last night throat hurt, head pounding and went to bed. I couldn't even finish my shift last night, it hurt too much to speak. Woke up this morning, head hurt less, voice gone so no work for me. I slept, bathed Brock not too good cuz my head hurt more when I bend over. I'll bathe him again on Friday if I still have it off.

And this totally made my day;

lols

so I go to the bathroom at work today and when I'm coming out I noticed the newness, they added a condom machine, $40 for...crap, I was too busy laughing to read how much you get. Is it me or isn't it weird to have condom machines in the bathroom of an office building, then again it may not be so strange.

the heat is on, dammit I need some a/c at home or at least windows.

now that usa has decided to show clips of debra messing's new show, the starter wife, my anticipation is sated. looks very unfunny.

britney's shaved her head

and the world is still turning.

In local news, Jamaica has arrived. I nearly died from a lacefront weave ad I saw on the TV awhile ago. The ad is atrocious, the spokes person's weave? even more atrocious. But it doesn't matter, gonna be seeing it all over soon. I'm prolly gonna get my ass beat for laughing at a dumb bitch or two.

Found a vet for Brock, a vet my neighbours use so he's used to my area and such so Brock can get his shots this week.

random thought: I love Lisa Ling

anyhoo, nap time.

lol

so I'm sitting on the floor as mom combs my hair and I look down and I start laughing. See this is what happens when you wear pants and short sleeve shirts to work everyday; hands and legs that look like they belong to diff bodies:



PS: David, keep your smart remarks to yourself I KNOW you're not much better :P

LMAO!!!

Got this in my mail today, it's from yesterday's or today's Jamaica Observer. IMO, hilarity!

Gorillaz = Brilliance!

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Thanks Nuri!