the ups of public transportation

so I'm on a HWT bus wen this preacher comes on and starts preaching. Him do di usual ask ppl to say a 'Praise God' and nobody ansa him. So him go fi the guilt card and bus di 'When unnu go unnu bed last nite unnu neva have no guarantee to wake up.' and him get 2/3 'Praise God' So him start him sermon and me only hear a one 'Selassie!' All of a sudden, all the other "christians" that were ignoring the preacher find dem mouth. The holy war was on! I wish I had a video camera. The "christians" vs the rastafarians. One heap a 'Praise God', 'Bun a dutty Jesus', 'Selassie dead', 'Jesus is the devil' etc etc. Me nearly dead wid laff.

So anyway, wen di bus reach 3 Mile, the rastas came off and some white people wid dem. Den the preacher find fi him mout(him wasnt really arguing with the rastas, he was just shouting over them). Hear the preacher him now nuh, "See ya, a cause dem a travel with white people mek dem a try show off. Mus be a rent a dread."

Watev, everyone knows, if ur in a bus wid a rasta or two and someone starts preaching, argument a go gwan, so him fi quiet.

Bwoy me neva laff so hard in ages.